In which I get drunk and talk bollocks.

So what's new, you might think. Well, apart from the fact that I've stopped drinking for most of September and so this is a strictly virtual world event.

I'm over with the charming Oleander Plume today, who is plying me with (virtual) beer until I spill all my dirty secrets. It's getting messy, I can tell you. I think we should have stuck to the tea and petit fours.